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An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positi...

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs… because they always take things literally. Who is this Rorschach guy? … and why does he paint ...

A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor. Due to the current eco...

A flight from Melbourne to Brisbane was unexpectedly diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a short delay, a...

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The wife was screaming at her husband, "Leave! Get out of this house!" As he was walking out the door she yelled, "And I ho...

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train ...

The wife left a note on the fridge: It's not working, I can’t take it anymore! Gone to stay at my mother's  I opened the fridge,...