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Friday, October 22, 2010

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Labels: apple, computers, internet, michael jackson, video

Saturday, January 31, 2009

I bet he's kicking himself now.

Barack Obama: first black US president; Lewis Hamilton: first black F1 driver; Wil Smith: most in-demand movie actor; Tiger Woods: world's best golfer; Michael Jackson: fuck!
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