Three mates, Chris, Aaron and Pete spend a day together at the racetrack. By the last race of the day they're down to their last $10. They decide to put it all on a trifecta bet. To select their numbers they decide to go with the lengths of their respective members.
Chris chooses 9.
Aaron chooses 7.
And Pete chooses 2.
They place their bet and as luck would have it they win the trifecta; a cool $10,000. They collect their winnings and then argue over how to split the prize.
Chris claims that as he contributed the 9 he is entitled to half the winnings.
Aaron, says that in that case he's entitled to 7/18 of the prize.
"Hang on", says Pete. "You blokes owe me! If I hadn't had an erection at the time, we'd have bet on 9, 7 and 1."
Monday, January 07, 2008
Friday, December 21, 2007
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
0 - 100 in less than six seconds
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in less than six seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.
When Rick's wife woke up she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, his wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday.
His wife was really angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in less than six seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.
When Rick's wife woke up she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, his wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday.
Monday, December 03, 2007
Four Word Film Reviews: Top 10
These are the top 10 four word film reviews:
10. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
"Finding Nimoy"
9. Jaws: The Revenge
"Fin"
8. Amadeus
"Salieri has pianist envy"
7. Saving Private Ryan
"Brother gets own bedroom"
6. Best in Show
"This is Spaniel Tap"
5. Eyes Wide Shut
"Pretty shitty gang bang"
4. Superman
"The great S cape"
3. The Blair Witch Project
"Tense. Intense. In tents"
2. Titanic
"Icy dead people"
1. Kramer vs. Kramer
"I bet Kramer wins"
More...
10. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
"Finding Nimoy"
9. Jaws: The Revenge
"Fin"
8. Amadeus
"Salieri has pianist envy"
7. Saving Private Ryan
"Brother gets own bedroom"
6. Best in Show
"This is Spaniel Tap"
5. Eyes Wide Shut
"Pretty shitty gang bang"
4. Superman
"The great S cape"
3. The Blair Witch Project
"Tense. Intense. In tents"
2. Titanic
"Icy dead people"
1. Kramer vs. Kramer
"I bet Kramer wins"
More...
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Monday, November 19, 2007
Staggering Distance
A recent study found that the average Australian walks about 1350 kilometers per year.
Another study found that Australians drink an average of 80 litres of beer a year.
That means, on average, Australians get about 17 kms per litre.
Not bad, eh?
Another study found that Australians drink an average of 80 litres of beer a year.
That means, on average, Australians get about 17 kms per litre.
Not bad, eh?
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