Friday, January 28, 2011
A Pun or Three
My mate just hired an Eastern European house cleaner. It took her five hours to hoover the place. Turns out she was a Slovak.
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
Due to the water shortage in Ireland, swimming pools in Dublin have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
Due to the water shortage in Ireland, swimming pools in Dublin have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
Cricket Cracks
Q. What did the cricket spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A. The entire Australian innings.
Q. What do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team with an OXO cube?
A. A laughing stock.
The Australian bob-sleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting. They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast!
A. The entire Australian innings.
Q. What do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team with an OXO cube?
A. A laughing stock.
The Australian bob-sleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting. They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast!
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