Chopper Reid: Twas the Night Before Christmas

Crazy Bollywood Video Translated

0 - 100 in less than six seconds

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really angry.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in less than six seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.

When Rick's wife woke up she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, his wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday.

Four Word Film Reviews: Top 10

These are the top 10 four word film reviews:

10. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

"Finding Nimoy"


9. Jaws: The Revenge

"Fin"


8. Amadeus

"Salieri has pianist envy"


7. Saving Private Ryan

"Brother gets own bedroom"


6. Best in Show

"This is Spaniel Tap"


5. Eyes Wide Shut

"Pretty shitty gang bang"


4. Superman

"The great S cape"


3. The Blair Witch Project

"Tense. Intense. In tents"


2. Titanic

"Icy dead people"


1. Kramer vs. Kramer

"I bet Kramer wins"


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Rowan Atkinson - Waiter

Howard's Growth

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjKBf1N2Wls

Little Rudd Book

See also the post-election follow-up video.

Rudd vs. Howard Rap

Staggering Distance

A recent study found that the average Australian walks about 1350 kilometers per year.

Another study found that Australians drink an average of 80 litres of beer a year.

That means, on average, Australians get about 17 kms per litre.

Not bad, eh?

Clinton Image Management

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is the inscription:

"Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times, caught by Pinkerton Detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889."

Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary's staff of professional image adjusters sent back the following biographical sketch:

"Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."