Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Low Self-Esteem

Psychiatrist to client: I think your problem is low self-esteem.
It is very common among losers.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Gobble, gobble

You too can be a musician with stop motion video

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED
  1. Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?
  2. Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
  3. Dementia: I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
  4. Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
  5. Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and...
  6. Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
  7. Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
  8. Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
  9. Attention Deficit Disorder: Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
  10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

International Symbol of Marriage

International Symbol of Marriage