Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Last Will

A bloke lounging in his armchair shouts to his wife, "When I die I'm going to leave everything to you love!"

She shouts back, "You already do you lazy bastard!"

Wednesday, May 09, 2012

Indian School of Business


Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: I will choose my own bride!
Rajpat: But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Ah, in that case... ok.

Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.

Rajpat: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!
Rajpat: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case... ok.

Finally, Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Rajpat: I have a young man to recommend as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!
Rajpat: But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case... ok.