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Wednesday, June 08, 2011
Remember the Milk
The following is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six."
A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why on earth did you buy six cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six."
A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why on earth did you buy six cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
Tuesday, June 07, 2011
Doctor Doctor
I visited my doctor's office the other day only to find that my new doctor is a young female and drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."
I said, "My wife thinks my dick tastes funny."
I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."
I said, "My wife thinks my dick tastes funny."
Thursday, June 02, 2011
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