A collection of what passes for humour amongst the jokes, puns and witticisms that find their way into my inbox.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Lesbian Neighbours
I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door.
They asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.
It was very nice of them but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."
They asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.
It was very nice of them but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."
Friday, February 24, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
Friday, February 17, 2012
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Sean Connery in the Library
Sean Connery is sitting comfortably in his library doing a spot of reading, when suddenly a large pile of books falls on top of him.
Mr. Connery remarks, "I only have my shelf to blame."
Mr. Connery remarks, "I only have my shelf to blame."
Wednesday, February 01, 2012
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