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Last Will
A bloke lounging in his armchair shouts to his wife, "When I die I'm going to leave everything to you love!"
She shouts back, "You already do you lazy bastard!"
She shouts back, "You already do you lazy bastard!"
Wednesday, May 09, 2012
Indian School of Business
LESSON 1
Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: I will choose my own bride!
Rajpat: But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Ah, in that case... ok.
Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.
Rajpat: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!
Rajpat: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case... ok.
Finally, Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Rajpat: I have a young man to recommend as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!
Rajpat: But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case... ok.
Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: I will choose my own bride!
Rajpat: But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Ah, in that case... ok.
Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.
Rajpat: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!
Rajpat: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case... ok.
Finally, Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Rajpat: I have a young man to recommend as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!
Rajpat: But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.
President: Ah, in that case... ok.
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