Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Somebody Rudd Used to Know

Lesbian Neighbours

I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door.

They asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Sean Connery in the Library

Sean Connery is sitting comfortably in his library doing a spot of reading, when suddenly a large pile of books falls on top of him.

Mr. Connery remarks, "I only have my shelf to blame."