Saturday, August 25, 2007

Hunted and Haunted

Two hunters are out in the bush when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other hunter takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says: "OK, now what?"

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