Jimmy, a Scotsman is seated on a train across from a busty blonde who is wearing the shortest of mini-skirts. In spite of his best efforts, he is unable to keep himself from staring at the tops of her thighs. To his delight, Jimmy realises she is not wearing underwear.
The blonde notices Jimmy's stare and asks, "Are ye looking at ma growler?"
"Aye, I'm sorry," says Jimmy and averts his gaze.
"It's quite alright pet," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it wink at ye."
Sure enough the growler winks at Jimmy.
Engrossed, Jimmy asks, "What else can ye growler do?"
"I can make it blow ye a kiss," says the woman.
To Jimmy's amazement the growler blows him a kiss.
"Come and sit by me, love" says the woman with a smile, patting the seat beside her.
Transfixed, Jimmy does as he's asked.
The woman snuggles up close to him and asks suggestively, "Would ye like to stick in a coupla fingers?"
Astonished Jimmy replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"