Honestly, some folk will take offence at anything; I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "How are you getting on?"
A Tasmanian girl sent an email to an Agony Aunt: "I am 12 years old and haven't had sex yet, do you think my brother is gay?"
My missus has just gone into hospital with two black eyes and a broken jaw! It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio.
Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the porn channel in my room disabled?" "No," she replies, "it's just regular porn you sick bastard."
A bloke goes to the doctor with hearing problems, the doctor asks, "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" "Yes... Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair."