Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Papal Blessing

The Pope and Kevin Rudd, Prime Minister of Australia, are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd at the AFL Grand Final.

The Pope leaned towards Mr. Rudd and said, "Do you know that with one little movement of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like those believers in a football match, but go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Rudd replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me?"

So the Pope backhanded the little bastard.

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