George W. Bush and Dick Cheney hold a press conference to announce their plan to combat global terrorism. Bush admits to the assembled journos that his solution did come with a human cost.
"Bombing the terrorist hideouts will mean that 1.5 million Arabs and a blonde with large breasts would die".
Several journalists immediately asked, "Who is this blonde?"
Bush turns round to Cheney and says, "What did I tell you - no one gives a shit about the Arabs."