Senior Citizen Advice for Tiger Woods

As we all know, Tiger Woods has returned to golf after a five month hiatus. We seniors have put together some words of advice he may want to follow:

When you see a woman....

And want her badly.

Please consider the following:



No matter how beautiful she is...



No matter how sexy she is....



No matter how seductive she is...



No matter how huge her breasts are...

I forgot where I was going with this?