A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some
bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and
coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking but I'm not hungry right now.
It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my
appetite."
At lunchtime she asks him if he'd like something to eat. "How about a
bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"
Again he declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time she asks him if he wants anything to eat. "Would
you like a juicy rib-eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or
maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra.
I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"
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