Celebrity Sex

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Rodney Dangerfield

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
Lynn Lavner

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Camille Paglia

Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
George Burns

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Sharon Stone

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Tiger Woods

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Barbara Bush

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place
Billy Crystal

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Robert De Niro

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Dustin Hoffman

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!"
Jerry Seinfeld

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams

It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Joan Rivers

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Elmo Phillips

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns