Grand Final

It's the AFL Grand Final and a man makes his way to his reserved seat right on the wing. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.

He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there.

"No," says the neighbour. "The seat is empty."

"That's incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would buy a seat like this for the AFL Grand Final and not use it?"

The neighbour says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. Couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head "No, they're all at the funeral."