Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Aussie Friendship Pledge

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will stir you about it every chance I get until you're not.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until you stop whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only simple words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy arse, but I'll help you up.

This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask - because you are my friend.

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

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