Chief Embezzlement Officer.
Corporate Fraud Officer.
A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
A 6 to 18 month period when children receive no pocket money, wives get no jewellery, and husbands get no sex.
The art of buying low and selling lower.
The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR
Your life in a nutshell.
The idiot who just downgraded your stock.
When your ex and his/her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
The day after you buy stocks.
The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share.
Past year investor who's now locked up in an insane asylum.
An archaic word no longer in use.