Sunday, June 28, 2009

Doctor Death

A man walks into a doctor's office.

"I have the results of your tests and I'm afraid you're going to die", says the doctor.

The man asks, "How long do I have to live?"

"Ten", replies the doctor.

"What the hell does that mean!", the man yells. "Ten years, ten months, ten weeks, what?"

The doctor replies, "Nine."

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