An Aussie appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to Kalgoorlie in Western Australia, I came upon a gang of bikies threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed gang member and punched him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off! Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
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