Monday, March 08, 2010

The Pope and Tiger Woods

The Pope and Tiger Woods died on the same day but due to an administrative error His Holiness went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to Heaven.

The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, who, after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error. "However", the clerk explains, "it will be 24 hours before the problem can be rectified".

The next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bid him farewell. On the way up to Heaven, the Pope meets Tiger Woods on his way down to Hell, and they stop for a chat.

Pope: "Sorry about the mix up."
Tiger: "No problem."
Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven."
Tiger: "Why is that?"
Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."
Tiger: "You're a day late."

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