Sunday, March 07, 2010

Questionable Answers

Question: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.
Answer: Learning to speak Latin.

Question: What is a fibula?
Answer: A little lie.

Question: Jeff has been asked to collect data about the amount of television his friends watch. Think of an appropriate question he could ask them.
Answer: How much TV do you watch?

Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death?
Answer: Suspicious ones.

Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease
Answer: Early death.

Question: What are the Pyramids?
Answer: The Pyramids are a large mountain range which splits France and Spain.

Question: What is a plasmid?
Answer: A high definition television.

Question: In Pride and Prejudice, at what moment does Elizabeth Bennet realise her true feelings for Mr Darcy?
Answer: When she sees him coming out of the lake.

Question: What do we call a person forced to leave their home perhaps by a natural disaster or war, without having another home to go to.
Answer: Homeless.

Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
Answer: Monotony.

Question: In the Hawaiian Islands, there are around 500 different species of fruit fly. Give a reason for this.
Answer: There are approximately 500 varieties of fruit.

Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.
Answer: Fire.

Question: Define the term "intensive farming".
Answer: It is when a farmer never has a day off.

Question: Change 7/8 to a decimal.
Answer: 7.8

Question: What does the term "lava" mean?
Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar.

Question: Redundancy is often an unpleasant and unexpected event in someone's life. Give two examples of unexpected life events.
Answer: 1) death 2) reincarnation

Question: What was introduced in the Children's Charter of 1908?
Answer: Children.

Question: Explain the word "wholesaler".
Answer: Someone who sells you whole items - e.g., a whole cake

Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Answer: Malaria.

Question: What artificial waterway runs between the Mediterranean and Red Seas?
Answer: The Sewage Canal.

Question: Name one famous Greek landmark.
Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse.

Question: Expand 2(x+y)
Answer: 2 ( x + y )
2  (  x  +  y  )
2    (    x    +    y    )

Question: Assess Fashion House's choice to locate its factory near Birmingham. Is Birmingham the right location for this type of business?
Answer: No. People from Birmingham aren't very fashionable.

Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.

Question: What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common?
Answer: Unusual names.

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