Friday, January 28, 2011

A Pun or Three

My mate just hired an Eastern European house cleaner. It took her five hours to hoover the place. Turns out she was a Slovak.

I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.

Due to the water shortage in Ireland, swimming pools in Dublin have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.

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