Saturday, February 21, 2015
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs… because they always take things literally.
Who is this Rorschach guy? … and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings... Pavlov gasps, "Oh crap, I forgot to feed the dogs."
There are two types of people in this world:… Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage... The photon replies, "No, I’m travelling light."
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?