Note: Due to the intense nature of the course material, each session has a maximum of eight participants.
Topic 1: How to fill ice-cube trays. Step-by-step with slide presentation.
Topic 2: Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion.
Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 4: The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
Topic 5: Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline and support groups.
Topic 6: Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
Topic 7: Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 8: Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.
Topic 9: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
Topic 10: Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing.
Topic 11: How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 12: How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
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