Monday, April 09, 2007

Evening Classes for Women

Note: due to the intense nature of the course material, each session has a maximum of eight participants.

Topic 1: Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

Topic 2: The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

Topic 3: Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

Topic 4: Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

Topic 5: Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking.

Topic 6: Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging.

Topic 7: Telephone Skills - How to hang up in less than 30 minutes.

Topic 8: Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You can Acquire.

Topic 9: Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both.

Topic 10: Introduction to Parking.

Topic 11: Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space.

Topic 12: Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.

Topic 13: Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Own.

Topic 14: Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.

Topic 15: Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.

Topic 16: Cooking: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.

Topic 17: TV Remotes: For Men Only.

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