Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Things mothers should say ... but never do

"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

"Yeah, I used to wag school a lot, too."

"Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheerful."

"Let me smell that shirt ... Yeah, it's good for another week."

"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, love. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day."

"Well, if Barry's mum says it's OK, that's good enough for me."

"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve."

"Don't bother wearing a jacket ... the wind-chill is bound to improve."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That's because they have DADS who do!!!!!