Thursday, July 12, 2007

Marital Bliss

A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.

At 1:00am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied, "... get your own damned blanket."

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.

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