A voluptuous blonde from Dublin enters a casino and proceeds to a craps table manned by a pair of male croupiers.
She bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She says to the croupiers , "I hope you don't mind but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked".
Without waiting for an answer she strips off her clothing, takes the dice, throws them down the table and yells, "Come on, baby, Mamma needs new clothes!"
As the dice roll to a stop, she leaps up and down, squealing "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugs each croupier, picks up her winnings and clothes, and quickly departs.
The croupiers stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?"
The other answers, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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