A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around his shop and said, "About two hours."
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About three hours."
The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "Only about an hour."
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favour - follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut but then he doesn't ever come back".
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "To see your wife."
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