Rudd, Gillard and Swan are flying on the PM's RAAF VIP Aircraft to a soiree in Canberra when Rudd turns to Gillard and says, chuckling, "You know, I could throw a $100 note out of the window right now and make someone very happy."
Gillard shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw five $20 notes out of the window and make five people happy."
Not to be outdone, Swan says, "Well I could throw twenty $5 notes out of the window and make twenty people happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant pricks back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 21 million people happy."