Political Correctness: Female

Politically correct terminology for women:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a...
   "BREASTED AMERICAN"
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is...
   "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE"
3. She is not "EASY" - She is...
   "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE"
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a...
   "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY"
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a...
   "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION"
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is...
   "REALITY IMPAIRED"
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets...
   "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is...
   "MEDICALLY ENHANCED"
9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes...
   "VERBALLY REPETITIVE"
10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is...
    "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED"
11. She does not have "MAJOR-LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is...
    "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR"
12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a...
    "LOW-COST PROVIDER"

And politically correct terminology for males...