Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Political Correctness: Male

Politically correct terminology for men:
  1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a...
    "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY"
  2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is...
    "OVERLY CAUCASIAN"
  3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He...
    "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS"
  4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in...
    "FOLLICLE REGRESSION"
  5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers...
    "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS"
  6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes...
    "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL"
  7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of...
    "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION"
  8. He is not a 'MALE CHAUVINIST PIG' - He has...
    "SWINE EMPATHY"
  9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is...
    "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED"
  10. He is not "HORNY" - He is...
    "SEXUALLY FOCUSED"
  11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's...
    "REAR CLEAVAGE"
And politically correct terminology for females...

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