Political Correctness: Male

Politically correct terminology for men:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a...
   "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY"
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is...
   "OVERLY CAUCASIAN"
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He...
   "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS"
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in...
   "FOLLICLE REGRESSION"
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers...
   "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS"
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes...
   "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL"
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of...
   "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION"
8. He is not a 'MALE CHAUVINIST PIG' - He has...
   "SWINE EMPATHY"
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is...
   "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED"
10. He is not "HORNY" - He is...
    "SEXUALLY FOCUSED"
11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's...
    "REAR CLEAVAGE"

And politically correct terminology for females...