The family wheeled Grandma, in her wheelchair, out onto the lawn where activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.
Grandma couldn't speak very well but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn Grandma started leaning over to her right. So some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.
Shortly after that, Grandma started leaning over to her left. So again the family straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so her family grabbed her again, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're looking well. How are they treating you?"
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to her nephew...
"Bastards won't let me fart."
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