Thursday, May 31, 2007

Golf Thesaurus

A Dennis Wise - a nasty five footer.

A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read.

A Rock Hudson - looked straight but wasn't.

A Cuban - needed one more revolution.

A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole.

An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker.

A Saddam Hussein - from one bunker straight into another.

A Yasser Arafat - ugly, fat and in the sand.

A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect.

A Gerry Adams - playing a provisional.

A Glen Miller - didn't make it over the water.

An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result.

A Rodney King - over-clubbed.

An O.J. Simpson - got away with it.

A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver.

A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver.

A Michael Jackson - gradually fading.

A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air but didn't have the legs.

A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems.

A condom - safe but didn't feel good.

An Anna Kournikova - looks great but unlikely to get a result.

A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it.

A Brazilian - shaved both sides of the hole.

A Ron Jeremy – fat and ugly but went a long way.

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