A 90 year old man marries a 20 year old woman, and so goes to his doctor for Viagra. The doctor says, "Sorry but giving Viagra to a 90 year old can be dangerous."
The old man begs and pleads for Viagra, and eventually the doctor gives in. He stresses though that it can only be taken under strict guidelines and only for seven days. The doctor says, "Take half a dose one day then skip the next day, then take another half-dose then skip the next day, and so on until the seventh day".
The old man does as he's instructed the following week after which his wife phones the doctor and says "He's dead!"
The doctor said, "I knew if I gave him Viagra it would kill him." The young widow said, "No, it wasn't the Viagra that killed him, it was all that damned skipping".
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