Friday, May 11, 2007

Well Equipped

Below is a portion of an interview between a female broadcaster and a General, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: What will you teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

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